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Merry Christmas!
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
You need a bailout but first you have to accept my memorandum.
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You're like the sun; you're so hot, you make my blood boil.
I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.
Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me and let me eat it?
You run faster than my nose in allergy season.
I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?
You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.