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No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.
Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?
Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.
Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?
I think I've gone goofy for you.Goofy
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Damn baby, when I saw you jingle dancing over there, I had to put my mothers shall on my lap.
Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.