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Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Is your name Kruger, because you kept me up all night.
Been there, slain that.
Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.
You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?
Can i please moderate your caucus?
Wanna puck?
Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.