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Do you have a fever? Because you look hot!
Are you a computer whiz... it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.
You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.
Those aren’t sugarplums dancing through my head, it’s all you.
Girl, if you and I were a stock, we'd be Pork Futures.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious baby!